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In a shocking revelation that has left the nation's science community quaking in their lab coats, sources close to the Office of the President have unveiled a clandestine plan to wage a full-scale war on science. The strategy, cleverly titled "Operation Ignorance Triumphant," was leaked to us by an anonymous mole who, we assume, still believes in the power of pen and paper over high-tech encryption.

The audacious scheme, masterminded by the President and his team of political wizards, aims to undermine the credibility of science by sowing seeds of doubt among the public. The president's office has reportedly allocated a whopping $2 trillion to fund alternative research projects that challenge the established scientific consensus on climate change, evolution, and the benefits of vaccination.

The government has recruited a legion of sciencee deniers' to infiltrate academic institutions and social media platforms, spreading misinformation at an unprecedented scale. These agents of confusion, who are trained in the art of rhetoric and reality-bending, have been instructed to use every tool in their arsenal—from late-night infomercials to daytime talk shows—to disseminate the President's scienceience propaganda.

In a bid to control the narrative, the government has also set up a new department called the 'Ministry of Alternative Facts,' tasked with rewriting scientific history to align with the President's worldview. The ministry's first major project involves rebranding carbon dioxide as 'life-giving essence' and promoting it as a key ingredient for enhancing crop yields and combating global hunger.

Moreover, the President has called for a nationwide ban on calculators, telescopes, and microscopes, arguing that these tools have made the populace too reliant on scienceey gadgets' and too detached from the simple joys of guesswork and intuition. In a press release, the President hailed this move as a step warards "a more intuitive and less calculating future."

To ensure the success of Operation Ignorance Triumphant, the President has also proposed the 'Great Science Debate' initiative, which will pit expert scientists against internet celebrities in a televised debate. The public will be encouraged to choose their sources of information based on charm and charisma, rather than credentials and research.

In a final, audacious maneuver, the President has hinted at a top-secret weapon designed to render all scientific instruments ineffective. Known only as the 'Quantum Truth Engine,' this device reportedly harnesses the power of public doubt to dismantle the foundations of scientific consensus.

While the scientific community is reeling from this revelation, sources close to the President have praised the strategy as a bold move that will "usher in a new era of ignorance, one where the people are truly free to believe whatever they want, regardless of evidence or expert opinion."

In conclusion, as the nation stands on the brink of an unprecedented battle between science and skepticism, one thing is clear: the future, much like the President's strategy, is hilariously, terrifyingly, and satirically uncertain.

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