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In a turn of events that would make even the most seasoned political pundits gasp, the latest mobile gaming sensation, "Dugtale's Democracy," has unwittingly unearthed a century-old congressional scandal so scandalous that it threatens to topple the very foundations of the Capitol.

The game, developed by the enigmatic and surprisingly politically-astute company, SwipeSoft Interactive, features a range of mini-games designed to teach players about the intricacies of government, from passing bills to the art of compromise. However, it was in the quest to "Unlock the Constitution" that players stumbled upon a hidden code that, when entered, revealed a series of cryptic clues pointing to a long-forgotten incident involving President Abraham Lincoln's great-great-grandnephew, Senator Honest Abe Lincoln III, and a cadre of notorious turn-of-the-century lawmakers known as the "Secretive Society of Sly Snakes."

According to the game's developer, the code was a stroke of serendipity. "We were trying to add an easter egg that would be fun and historically plausible," said SwipeSoft Interactive's lead game designer, who goes by the pseudonym 'Swipey McSwipeface.' "We didn't realize we were uncovering a piece of American history that had been buried deeper than a politician's integrity at a lobbyist-funded gala."

The scandal, which involves allegations of time travel, embezzlement of pensions, and an underground gambling ring that included members of both the Democrats and the Republicans, was initially documented by a Congressional inquiry led by the illustrious but then-obscure Senator Honest Abe Lincoln III. The report was allegedly locked away in a vault beneath the Capitol, hidden from the public eye by a combination of high-stakes politicking and an elaborate series of riddles that would make even Sherlock Holmes tip his hat in respect.

As news of the gaming discovery spread like wildfire through Capitol Hill, a flurry of activity ensued. Members of the current Congress were seen rushing to their smartphones, frantically trying to unlock the full story within "Dugtale's Democracy." The usually stoic Speaker of the House was spotted laughing hysterically at the irony of a mobile game holding them accountable, while the Senate Majority Leader was overheard muttering about considering a career in mobile game development, if politics didn't work President

President Lincoln's great-great-grandnephew, now a respected historian and game consultant, released a statement saying, "I am both astonished and amused that a game designed to educate the public on the workings of government has, in turn, exposed the very shenanigans that I warned of a century ago. It seems that history does indeed repeat itself, but sometimes, it wears a pair of virtual reality goggles and swipes right on scandals."

As the nation braces itself for the fallout of this revelation, one thing is clear: the line between escapism and real-world impact has been forever blurred. And in the hallowed halls of power, there's a new game in town—and it's called "Who Let the Secrets Out?"

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