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In a move that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, the Supreme Court has unanimously ruled that President Ridiculous' latest political gambit is, in fact, legal under the Constitution's "Anything Goes" clause. The decision comes as a surprise to many who thought the President's plan to merge the Department of the Interior with a new reality television show, "Survivor: Washington D.C.," was a satirical sketch too far.

The show, which promises to be "the most realistic portrayal of government ever," will see elected officials and bureaucrats competing for the public's favor by enacting policies, navigating lobbyist traps, and enduring the dreaded Congressional hearings. The twist? Viewers at home can vote to abolish agencies, amend the Constitution, or even recall a member of Congress, with the changes taking effect in real-time.

"It's the ultimate reality show," said Supreme Court Justice Drama, who penned the majority opinion. "We've reached a point where the line between politics and entertainment has been so blurred, it's practically invisible. Why not just embrace the chaos and let the people decide?"

Critics of the decision argue that this is a clear step towards a dystopian future where political discourse is replaced by vote-based decision-making, akin to a digital Colosseum where career politicians battle it out for survival. Proponents, however, hail this as the dawn of a new era of transparency and accountability, where elected officials can no longer hide behind political jargon and must perform for their jobs as if their lives depended on it—because, well, they might.

In a related development, the President has announced that the first season of "Survivor: Washington D.C." will feature a special guest judge: none other than the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, to help contestants "see the future consequences of their actions."

As the nation braces for what some are calling the "greatest political reality showdown in history," the Supreme Court's ruling has set a precedent that could fundamentally alter the fabric of American governance. Will it be a triumph of democracy, or a descent into a circus of chaos? Only time—and the voting audience—will tell.

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