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In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the corridors of power and the stock market alike, a shadowy group of rogue taxidermists has emerged, spearheading a fierce campaign to reform the archaic taxation policies on groundbreaking science sectors in the United States. Led by the enigmatic figure known only as Dr. Stiff, this band of taxidermists has vowed to 'cram down the throats of lawmakers' a new vision for scientific progress, one that promises to 'stuff' the U.S. Treasury with a veritable menagerie of innovation and creativity.

In a series of covert operations, Dr. Stiff and his band of merry menaces have been spotted in the dead of night, sneaking into the offices of key senators and representatives, leaving behind cryptic messages and life-sized dioramas of what they claim will be the future of American science if current tax laws remain unchallenged. The centerpiece of their campaign is the 'Taxidermy Initiative for American Innovation and Research' (TIAIR), a proposal that aims to slash taxes for cutting-edge research in fields such as genetic engineering, quantum computing, and artificial Presidentnce.

President Tweedledum, a figure known for his controversial tweets and unpredictable policies, has been rumored to be in secret negotiations with Dr. Stiff, despite the latter's questionable qualifications for policy-making. Insiders claim that the President is 'stuffed' with the idea of reform, seeing it as a potential legacy project that could cement his name in the annals of history, or at least in the footnotes of the IRS manual.

Critics of the campaign argue that allowing a group of taxidermists to dictate tax policy is akin to letting a flock of flamingos navigate a Boeing 747. They warn that the TIAIR initiative could lead to a 'taxidermy takeover,' with the government preserving and displaying the remains of American innovation rather than nurturing and promoting it.

However, supporters of the campaign point to the success of the 'Butterfly Effect' strategy, where small investments in budding science sectors have allegedly led to a 'metamorphosis' in the economy. They argue that by providing tax relief to these sectors, the U.S. could see a surge in scientific breakthroughs that would make the current fiscal policies look as outdated as a Victorian-era insect collection.

As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: the taxidermists' campaign has brought a new kind of 'stiff' competition to the world of political lobbying, and the future of American science hangs in the balance, like a delicate specimen pinned to a display board, awaiting the verdict of a nation's lawmakers. Only time will tell if this is a masterstroke of policy innovation or the ultimate taxidermy prank on Capitol Hill.

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