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In an unprecedented move that has left political analysts and taxpayers alike scratching their heads, President Gigglebottom has proposed a new bill that promises to revolutionize the way America is taxed and governed. The bill, affectionately dubbed the "House of Cards Act," is a masterclass in political gamesmanship that could very well lead us down the rabbit hole into a dystopian future where the lines between reality and a complex tax code become indistinguishable.

At the heart of this legislative puzzle is a controversial proposal to tax citizens based on their "emotional contribution to national unity." The idea is that every citizen will be assigned a "Unity Quotient" (UQ) determined by their social media engagement, frequency of flag-waving, and the number of patriotic hashtags they use. Those with a high UQ will receive tax breaks, while the low UQ individuals will face hefty fines.

In a press conference, President Gigglebottom, flanked by a bipartisan group of lawmakers who seem to have taken a detour from the Twilight Zone, explained that the new system is designed to "unify the nation and ensure that every American contributes to the collective happiness of our great country." Critics, however, are skeptical, arguing that this is a thinly veiled attempt to turn the House of Representatives into a reality TV show, where the most popular politicians, as measured by their social media following, will have the most power.

The bill also includes a provision for a "National Sarcasm Index" (NSI), which will track the levels of sarcasm in public discourse. The NSI aims to "promote civility and constructive dialogue," but many fear it could be used to silence dissenting voices. After all, what better way to control the populace than to tax their dissent and punish their wit?

In a related development, the President has appointed a former game show host as the head of the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), ensuring that tax audits will be conducted with the enthusiasm of a prime-time quiz show. The new IRS slogan, "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Without Paying Their Fair Share?" is sure to become a national anthem of sorts.

As the bill makes its way through the House of Representatives, constitutional scholars and tax experts are preparing for a showdown that could redefine the American way of life. The question on everyone's mind is not whether this dystopian vision will come to fruition, but rather if the American public will be able to see through the political games and stand united against a future where taxes and governance are indistinguishable from a carnival sideshow.

Stay tuned as this story develops, and remember, in the world of politics, the only thing more taxing than April 15th is the potential for a government run by the most likable personalities, as determined by the collective whims of the public.

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