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In an unprecedented revelation that has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of both mobile gaming developers and science legislators, a team of international historians and cryptologists has uncovered a 3,000-year-old Sumerian tablet depicting what appears to be the oldest known strategy game. The game, aptly named "The Game of Thugs," mirrors the complex algorithms and strategic depth seen in modern mobile gaming hits like "Clash of Clans" and "Angry Birds."

The tablet, excavated from the ruins of an ancient ziggurat in present-day Iraq, not only provides evidence of the Sumerians' sophisticated understanding of strategy and planning but also hints at their influence on the development of modern science legislation. Experts suggest that the game's mechanics, which involved resource management, tactical decision-making, and alliance building, were somehow encoded into the DNA of our species, influencing our societal structures and laws.

Dr. Nabokov Zabakov, the lead cryptologist on the project, posits that "The Game of Thugs" could be the Rosetta Stone of mobile gaming and science policy. "We're looking at a potential paradigm shift where our understanding of history is rewritten to include the significant role of gaming in human development," he declared.

The implications are staggering. Science legislators are now considering a bill that would mandate the inclusion of strategic games in public school curricula, arguing that it could enhance problem-solving skills and logical reasoning in future generations. "Think of the children," said Senator Gamer-McGyver, a key proponent of the bill. "We're not just teaching them to conquer virtual kingdoms; we're equipping them with the tools to shape the world of tomorrow, scientifically and ethically."

Meanwhile, gaming companies are in a frenzy, with many hinting at upcoming releases that will incorporate historical elements and complex strategies, hoping to ride the wave of this unexpected discovery. "We're not just creating games; we're unearthing the gaming experience that has been shaping humanity for millennia," boasted GameMaster Games CEO, Epic Quester.

In a world where the lines between reality and digital entertainment blur, "The Game of Thugs" stands as a testament to the timeless appeal of strategy and the power it holds over the human mind. Whether this ancient game will indeed influence the future of science legislation remains to be seen, but one thing is certain: the world will never look at Candy Crush the same way again.

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