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In a bizarre twist of events that has left the nation both bewildered and amused, President Fiscalclimb has found himself in the unprecedented position of having his highly controversial tax plan met with unexpected opposition from the most unlikely of quarters: the scientific community. In a display of rare unity, Nobel laureates, rogue astrophysicists, and even disgruntled interns at the National Science Foundation have banded together to rally against the President's latest legislative brainchild.

The crux of the matter lies in the President's proposal to introduce a new tax bracket specifically targeted at researchers and scientists. This bracket, which has been humorously dubbed the "Quantum Quandary Tax" by the scientific masses, would see an exorbitant percentage of their research grants diverted directly into the national coffers. Proponents of the plan argue that it is a necessary measure to balance the budget and stimulate economic growth.

However, the scientific community is having none of it. In a bold and somewhat unusual move, a coalition of Nobel Prize winners and rogue asteroid hunters have filed a lawsuit against the President, claiming that the tax infringes upon their fundamental right to conduct research at the edge of the known universe without the looming specter of financial ruin. The case, which has been humorously titled "Galactic Grants vs. Fiscalclimb's Financial Fiasco," is now set to be the Supreme Court's most star-studded drama since the discovery of the first Earth-like planet.

The courtroom has seen an array of eccentric witnesses, from a testifying quantum physicist claiming that the tax would "entangle" the fabric of science in red tape, to a group of angry penguins representing the Antarctic research community, who argue that the tax would chill their research efforts to a glacial standstill. The proceedings have been nothing short of a circus, with spectators gasping as a rogue asteroid threatens to interrupt the trial with a cosmic display and laughter erupting when a prominent climate scientist testifies that the tax could melt the polar ice caps faster than global warming.

As the nation watches with bated breath, the Supreme Court is faced with a decision that could redefine the relationship between science and taxation, or as some have put it, "the ultimate equation of progress versus politics." With each passing day, the courtroom drama intensifies, leaving the nation to ponder the age-old question: Can the advancement of science truly be quantified in the currency of taxation? Only time, and the nine wise justices, will tell.

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