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In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the political spectrum, a whistleblower known only as 'Patriot Pennywise' has come forward with explosive allegations against the campaign of the sitting President, codenamed 'Executive Echo.' According to Pennywise, a clandestine operation, code-named 'Project Monticello,' was initiated to subtly amend the United States Constitution, ensuring a second term victory for Executive Echo.

The scheme, detailed in an anonymous letter to a prominent Washington D.C. lobbyist's pet bulldog (whose keen sense of smell for scandal has proven impeccable in the past), outlines a series of under-the-radar initiatives designed to manipulate the electoral process. Among these were plans to:

1. Introduce a 'Citizenship for All' amendment, which, while seeming to be a noble effort to expand voting rights, would in fact flood the electoral pool with newly minted 'Democracy Dolls' programmed to vote for Echo, under the guise of a national 'Thanksgiving for Tyrants' celebration.

2. A 'Term Limits Termination' amendment, which would allow Executive Echo to run for office indefinitely, by declaring him a 'Living Historical Landmark,' thus making him immune to the pesky constraints of political retirement.

3. A Presidenttial Pardon Powder-keg' amendment, which would grant the President the power to pardon himself of any electoral misdeeds, effectively making him above the law and beyond the reach of any 'Legal Eagle' challenges.

4. A 'Social Media Supremacy' amendment, which would enshrine the power of tweets and posts in the constitution, giving Executive Echo the ability to declare any opposing candidate 'Un-American' with a single keystroke, thus silencing dissent before it could even tweet.

The whistleblower, who has been in a 'deep state' of anxiety since the plans were set into motion, claimed that the campaign's strategy was to push these amendments through a Constitutionnal Conveyor Belt' by exploiting the current political division, ensuring that 'while the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is tweeting, the Constitution can be quietly altered.'

When reached for comment, Executive Echo's spokes-droid, 'Press Secretary Polly,' asserted that the allegations were nothing more than 'fake news' and 'libel in lederhosen.' Polly went on to say that the President is committed to upholding the sanctity of the Constitution and that the idea of altering it for personal gain was as plausible as a 'Kitten Congress' passing laws.

As the story continues to unfold, American citizens are left to ponder whether this is yet another case of 'politics as usual,' or if we are truly witnessing the dawn of a new era where the Constitution is fair game for the most creative campaign strategies. Only time will tell if 'Project Monticello' was nothing more than a 'Hail Mary' Hailstorm of harebrained schemes, or if the founding fathers are spinning in their graves at this latest twist in the American political saga.

In the meantime, keep your eyes on the ballot and your fingers crossed that the 'land of the free' doesn't become the 'land of the tweetable.'

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