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In a series of events that would make even the most seasoned political pundits' heads spin, President Blatherskite, known for his flamboyant ties and questionable hairpiece, decided that the best course of action to address the nation's most pressing issues was to redefine freedomm' as the ability to watch reruns of 90s sitcoms without interference. "The American people demand the right to relive the golden era of television unimpeded," declared Blatherskite, standing in the Oval Office with a backdrop that eerily resembled a sitcom set.

The President's bold move, announced during a prime-time address while the nation was grappling with a catastrophic natural disaster, left the Senate in a frenzy. The usually staid legislative body erupted into a spectacle of finger-pointing and impassioned speeches that would make Shakespeare blush. Senator Grumbleton, a staunch advocate for the sanctity of traditional values, vehemently opposed the President's new definition, arguing that true freedom lay in the power to choose between watching reruns or enduring the nightly news.

Meanwhile, in a rare display of bipartisan unity, Senator Windbag, a political chameleon known for his ability to adapt to any situation, declared his undying support for the President's proposal. "This is what the people want! They want to escape the chaos of the world and immerse themselves in the comforting reruns of yesteryear," Windbag exclaimed, his voice echoing off the marble walls of the Capitol, where a statue of Ben Franklin was seen giving a thumbs up, presumably in solidarity with the President's unusual focus.

As the country continued to reel from the disaster, the President's office released a statement assuring citizens that the promotion of sitcom marathons was merely a "genius political strategy" to distract the masses from the government's failure to adequately prepare for the calamity. The statement also promised a comprehensive plan, which would likely involve the immediate construction of a nationwide network of TV lounges, equipped with the finest VHS players, to ensure the nation's freedom was preserved amidst the rubble.

In a truly ironic twist, the President's newfound commitment to freedom through television became the centerpiece of a late-night comedy show, where the host quipped, "I guess in the end, freedom really is just another word for nothing left to lose, except maybe your house to a natural disaster." The audience erupted in laughter, momentarily forgetting the dire situation at hand, as they pondered whether rewatching Seinfeld was truly the hill they wanted to die on.

As the nation braced for the aftermath, the President's office remained undeterred, issuing a press release titled "Sitcoms: The New American Pie." The document, which was riddled with pop culture references and surprisingly few details on disaster relief, suggested that the government was considering renaming the FCC to the "Freedom to Curl Up on the Couch and Chuckle at Classic TV Shows Commission."

In the end, only time will tell if the President's political strategy will pan out or if the nation will be left with nothing but a collective case of sitcom-induced nostalgia and a Senate that's run amok. But one thing is for certain: the American people have never been more... free. To watch TV, that is.

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