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In a shocking turn of events that has sent political pundits and tech enthusiasts into a frenzy, it has come to light that the highly anticipated launch of the new "Bellyache Brawlers: The Capitol Showdown" mobile game has inadvertently become the unexpected battleground for a heated Congressional campaign.

The game, developed by the enigmatic and unlicensed "Smartphone Shamans" studio, was initially intended to be a harmless, albeit violent, brawler where players could punch, kick, and bellyache their way through a series of digitized Washington landmarks. However, it quickly morphed into a political powder keg as players discovered that certain in-game characters bore an uncanny resemblance to key members of Congress, complete with their signature mannerisms and legislative catchphrases.

The controversy reached a boiling point when a viral video emerged showing a high-level player, known in the gaming community as "Thumbmaster Supreme," successfully performing an in-game "Impeachment Move" on a digital avatar that uncannily resembled the embattled Congressman "Swampy Dan." The video, which has garnered millions of views, not only went viral but also sparked a real-world petition for the impeachment of the IRL Swampy Dan, whose resemblance to the game character was, by all accounts, more than just a stroke of bad luck.

The fallout from the game's release has been rapid and far-reaching. Both political parties have entered the fray, with the "Donkeys and Elephants Gaming Alliance" forming to coordinate a response. Members of the alliance have been spotted at Capitol Hill, not to discuss policy or legislation, but to debate the merits of various power-up items and the ethics of virtual political assasination.

In a bid to salvage the situation, Congress has called for an emergency hearing to address the "existential threat" posed by the game. Meanwhile, the "Smartphone Shamans" have issued a statement claiming they had no idea their game would become a political pawn and that they were simply trying to create a "fun and engaging experience for mobile users."

As the nation grapples with the implications of a game turning into a political platform, one thing is clear: "Bellyache Brawlers: The Capitol Showdown" has not only upended the world of mobile gaming but has also thrown the upcoming election into a state of uncertainty. With campaign strategies now including high scores and power-ups, and election debates potentially taking the form of virtual brawls, the future of politics may very well be in the hands of those with the fastest thumbs and the best gaming chairs.

In related news, a bipartisan bill has been introduced to regulate the likeness of elected officials in video games, ensuring that no future politicians can be punched, kicked, or bellyached by the masses with the simple tap of a screen. However, the bill's chances of passing are as uncertain as the outcome of the next election, which, thanks to "Bellyache Brawlers," may just be decided by the highest scorer.

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