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In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation both outraged and mildly amused, a covertly recorded conversation between the recently impeached President Gasbag and a handful of GOP leaders has surfaced, shedding light on the murky depths of political strategy and corruption that often go unnoticed in the hallowed halls of power.

The recording, obtained by our intrepid investigative team at the Daily Comet, captures President Gasbag in a candid moment, discussing a deal with the devious duo of Senator Stiff and Representative Sly, who, it turns out, are more than just political allies—they're business partners in a clandestine venture that involves selling overpriced, underwhelming patriotic memorabilia to unsuspecting constituents.

The trio's scheme, as laid out in the recording, involves a quid pro quo arrangement: President Gasbag would leverage his office to push for policies beneficial to the duo's memorabilia enterprise, while in return, the GOP leaders would ensure that any impeachment attempts against the president would be stalled by a series of elaborate filibusters featuring reenactments of American historical events performed by out-of-work soap opera actors.

But wait, there's more! The recording also hints at a darker, more nefarious plot. President Gasbag, in a moment of overconfidence, casually mentions a plan to repurpose the nation's public parks as elaborate goldfish ponds, claiming that "every man, woman, and child deserves the right to feed bread to fish within a 10-mile radius of their home."

The revelation has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, with both Democrats and Independents alike expressing a mix of horror and a strange, begrudging respect for the audacity of the scheme. Meanwhile, the GOP has issued a statement, claiming that the recording was doctored by a group of rogue sound engineers who are actually undercover agents for the rival Democratic Party.

As the nation braces itself for the fallout from this political earthquake, citizens are left to ponder the true nature of corruption and the lengths to which politicians will go to maintain their grip on power. It's a story that's as fishy as the ill-fated goldfish ponds President Gasbag dreamed of—a tale that will likely be told for generations to come, with a hearty dose of seasoning and a side of satirical fries.

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