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In a shocking turn of events that has left economists and apocalypse-preppers alike scratching their heads, the United States Senate and the House of Representatives have officially begun a heated debate over the best strategy to respond to a series of unforeseen disasters that have befallen the nation.

The discord arose after the unveiling of a new economic theory, coined "Dystopian Economics," which posits that the collapse of the financial system could lead to unprecedented opportunities for innovation and growth. Proponents of this theory argue that in the absence of traditional economic structures, society will be forced to adapt and evolve, potentially leading to a new era of prosperity.

Senator Doomsday, a staunch advocate of Dystopian Economics, proposed a bold plan to harness the chaos. "Let's ride this wave of destruction," he exclaimed, "and turn the ruins into the foundation of our new, robust economy!" His plan includes strategic investments in the most likely disaster-prone areas, ensuring that when the next cataclysm hits, there will be a network of businesses ready to capitalize on the calamity.

In stark contrast, Representative Resilient, a seasoned veteran of the House, vehemently opposed the idea. "We cannot sit idly by as our nation crumbles around us," she declared. "We must take decisive action to mitigate these disasters and protect the lives and livelihoods of our citizens." Her alternative strategy involves a hefty federal budget allocation for disaster preparedness and response, including the development of a state-of-the-art doomsday bunker for congress members and their families.

The debate escalated when Senator Doomsday countered with a proposal to host a televised disaster-themed competition, where entrepreneurs would pitch their post-apocalyptic business ideas to a panel of investors in a "Shark Tank meets Mad Max" format. "It's survival of the fittest, and only the most innovative will thrive in this new world," he boasted.

Meanwhile, Representative Resilient rallied her colleagues, suggesting a bipartisan task force to create a comprehensive disaster response plan. "We must work together to ensure that when disaster strikes, our response is swift, our action is united, and our recovery is robust," she implored.

As the two chambers of Congress continue to duel over the best approach to disaster response, citizens across the country can only wonder if the future holds a new era of prosperity or a continued march towards dystopia. One thing is certain: the legislative dance between preparing for the worst and hoping for the best has never been more entertaining. Or terrifying. Depending on who you ask.

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