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In an unprecedented turn of events, sources close to the Oval Office have exclusively revealed to the Globetrotter Times that President FakeName has been secretly engaging in an extravagant gaming habit that has bizarrely overlapped with his presidential duties. The President, known for his firm stance on "America First" policies, was spotted by a rogue drone with a camera malfunction (or so it claimed) engaging in an epic game of "Congressional Conquest," a popular strategy game where players act as the leader of a nation, balancing economic policies, foreign diplomacy, and the occasional covert military operation.

The gaming session, which lasted a record-breaking 19 hours, allegedly involved the President making key decisions for both the House of Representatives and the Senate, as well as conducting live negotiations with AI-controlled global leaders. "It was surreal," said a White House aide who wished to remain anonymous. "We thought he was having a marathon policy-making session, but it turned out to be a marathon gaming session."

The revelation has sparked a fervent debate across Capitol Hill, with Representative Gamer and Senator Joystick at the forefront of a bipartisan inquiry into the President's unexpected pastime. "I'm not sure if it's a sign of a master strategist or a potential national security risk," Senator Joystick mused. "Either way, it's time we discuss the role of virtual realms in shaping our leaders' decisions."

Critics have raised concerns about the President's dedication to his real-world responsibilities, questioning whether his fingers are better suited to gaming controllers than the nuclear button. Meanwhile, supporters have hailed the President's gaming habit as a testament to his problem-solving skills and adaptability. "If he can manage a nation and a game at the same time, who knows what else he's capable of?" one enthusiastic voter remarked.

As the nation grapples with this revelation, the Globetrotter Times will continue to follow this story, providing you with the most unbelievable, yet totally factual, updates. Stay tuned for our exclusive interview with the President, where he will allegedly reveal whether his gaming skills have influenced his policies, and if he believes that he can truly conquer the virtual world while governing the real one.

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