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In an unprecedented turn of events, President Buzzworthy has been impeached amidst a storm of allegations that would make even the most seasoned political observers gasp in disbelief. The scandal, which has been dubbed "Operation Tax Haven," has unearthed a labyrinthine network of secret offshore accounts, secretly taped late-night meetings with international dictators, and a shocking revelation that the President's campaign promises were, in fact, penned by an AI trained on Shakespearean tragedies.

The cornerstone of the impeachment proceedings, however, is the alleged "Corruptible Constitution Clause," a never-before-invoked article that seemingly allows the President to amend the Constitution for personal gain. Insiders claim that President Buzzworthy planned to replace the current tax code with a new system, affectionately named the "Golden Tax Plan," which would have allowed him and his cronies to keep 99% of their income while the average American would have been taxed at a rate so high, it would make the alien from "Taxx" look benevolent.

The revelation has sparked a frenzy of constitutional experts, tax protestors, and conspiracy theorists, all of whom are now questioning the very foundation of the American government. Meanwhile, the opposition party has seized the opportunity to position themselves as the champions of the middle class, promising to "drain the swamp" and "return taxation to its rightful place as a tool for the people, not the elite."

As the nation grapples with the implications of this scandal, political cartoonists are having a field day, with images of the President dressed as a monarch signing the Constitution with a flourish, while the Founding Fathers look on in horror. Late-night talk show hosts are urging their audiences to "stay tuned" as the plot thickens, and the world watches with bated breath to see how this chapter in American history will unfold.

In related news, a group of disgruntled accountants has formed a new political action committee, "Taxpayers United," vowing to take on the corrupt system and ensure that the next President understands the difference between a ledger and a legacy. The group's first campaign promise? To create a national holiday celebrating the humble tax return, a symbol of American democracy and the one document more feared by the powerful than any subpoena.

Stay tuned as this story develops, and remember, in the land of the free, the only thing more complex than the tax code is the political satire that now surrounds it.

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