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Exclusive: Democrats Call for Impeachment as President's Gaming Habits Revealed to Have Influenced War Strategy

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In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, a group of Democratic lawmakers has called for the impeachment of President Jonathan VideoGame, alleging that his excessive gaming habits have inexplicably influenced the nation's military strategy.

The controversy erupted after classified documents obtained by our investigative team revealed that President VideoGame's preferred gaming titles, including "Call of Booty: Modern Warfare" and "Assassin's Creed: The Revolutionary Assassins," have been used as the basis for several military campaigns.

"We've seen enough," declared Representative Game Over, the lead lawmaker on the House Committee for Video Game Integrity. "The President's obsession with virtual warfare has clearly seeped into real-world conflict, with disastrous consequences. It's time for a level-up in our national leadership."

The President, who reportedly clocks in over 12 hours of gameplay daily, has been spotted briefing his generals using strategies from games, suggesting the deployment of 'Ninja Raid' tactics and the use of 'Magic' as a substitute for conventional weapons.

In one particularly cringe-worthy moment, a high-ranking general admitted to our undercover agents that he once accidentally saluted a drone. "I thought it was the President," he confessed sheepishly.

The White House has responded with a statement, claiming that the President's gaming has, in fact, enhanced decision-making and has led to a more 'immersive' understanding of conflict. "The President's deep dive into the world of digital warfare has provided him with unparalleled insights into enemy psychology," press secretary Joystick replied when asked for comment. "He is not just the Commander-in-Chief; he is the Grand Master of Command."

Meanwhile, the opposition party has seized the opportunity to criticize the President's leadership, with Senator PlayStation warning of a potential national security threat. "We can't have the highest office in the land too preoccupied with virtual realities to address real-world challenges," he stated, adding, "We need a President who can differentiate between a 'respawn' and a 'state of emergency'."

As the nation grapples with the revelations, the hashtag #GameOverForVideoGame has been trending, with political pundits and citizens alike debating the implications of such a gaming-centric presidency.

In related news, the President has announced plans to hold a virtual reality summit, promising to bridge the gap between gamers and non-gamers. "We're going to take this nation to the next level," he declared, "where every decision is made with the precision of a sniper and the strategy of a grand master."

Stay tuned as this story develops, and remember to check your Xbox for any secret messages from the White House.

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