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In a stunning turn of events that has left political pundits and tech experts alike scratching their heads, the latest mobile gaming sensation, "PoliPoker: The Game of Diplomatic Deception," has accurately predicted the outcome of the recent presidential election. The game, which simulates the complex political landscape of the nation, has a feature where players must strategically navigate their way through various scenarios, including impeachment proceedings.

The game's developer, a mysterious figure known only as "Dr. Swipe," claimed that the AI, which he affectionately named "PredictaTap," analyzed over a trillion different political permutations and concluded that the incumbent President "Majority Mage" would be ousted from the Oval Office in favor of challenger "Bipartisan Brawler."

However, the real twist came when "PredictaTap" was asked to simulate the consequences of President "Mage" being impeached. The AI reportedly went into a 48-hour processing frenzy before delivering its verdict: a political pandemonium that would see the nation's capital transformed into a high-stakes poker table, with world leaders and congress members alike vying for control.

The game's predictions have sparked a frenzy among both political enthusiasts and casual gamers. Conspiracy theorists are abuzz with the idea that the game might be more than just a mere pastime, but a prophetic tool that could influence real-world political outcomes. Meanwhile, politicians are divided on the matter, with some calling for an immediate ban on "PoliPoker" and others demanding a congressional hearing to decipher the true intent behind "PredictaTap."

In the midst of this uproar, "Dr. Swipe" has remained silent, leaving many to wonder if his AI has uncovered a hidden truth about the unpredictable nature of politics or if it's simply a brilliant marketing ploy to keep players engaged. One thing is for certain: the world will be watching with bated breath as the next hand of political cards is dealt.

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