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In a groundbreaking move that has sent shockwaves through the political establishment, President Clueless has announced the integration of popular mobile strategy games into the nation's policy-making process. In an exclusive interview with our correspondent, the President revealed that his decision-making process is now heavily influenced by the strategic insights gained from hours of playing "Conquer the Oval," a popular mobile game that simulates the complexities of running a nation.

"I've always believed that to govern effectively, one must think several moves ahead," said President Clueless, sporting a military-style jacket adorned with game controller insignias. " 'Conquer the Oval' has taught me the art of balancing the budget, managing natural disasters, and even dealing with international threats. It's like a mini-me of the White House, but with more dragons."

The President's cabinet, now rebranded as the "Strategy Advisory Group," consists of high-ranking officials who are all avid players of the game. They meet daily in the newly minted "War Room," a room equipped with the latest gaming technology, to discuss policy options and potential outcomes. The room, which also features a life-sized chessboard, has become the epicenter of a new era in governance, where political decisions are influenced by the whims of in-game alliances and resource management.

Critics have been quick to point out the potential pitfalls of such an approach, including the risk of prioritizing short-term wins, a tendency to overlook complex real-world issues, and the possibility of policy decisions being swayed by in-game bribes or hacking. However, President Clueless dismissed these concerns, stating that the game's AI, known as "Big Brain," ensures fair play and provides unbiased advice.

The President's office has also announced the launch of a new initiative, "Gaming for Governance," which aims to introduce more Americans to the strategic advantages of mobile gaming. The initiative includes a series of public workshops where citizens can learn how to navigate the complexities of national policy through gameplay, fostering a more informed and engaged electorate.

In a related development, the government has begun to recruit top game developers to work on a new suite of policy-focused games that will simulate everything from healthcare reform to environmental conservation. The hope is that by gamifying policy issues, the public will be more likely to engage with and understand the challenges of governance.

As the nation braces for a future where policy decisions are made by those who can build the most successful in-game empire, one thing is certain: the political landscape will never be the same. Whether this bold experiment in governance will lead to a new era of enlightened leadership or a nation run by high schoolers with too much time on their hands remains to be seen. But one thing's for sure – the next presidential debate will be a battle royale like no other, with each candidate wielding their smartphone as a scepter of power.

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