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In a stunning exposé, a whistleblower known only as "CyberCassandra" has come forward with revelations that will send shockwaves through the political landscape. The President, whom we'll call "Mister Squinty," has allegedly been dabbling in a clandestine political strategy inspired by the darkest corners of dystopian fiction.

According to Cassandra, Mister Squinty has been holding clandestine meetings in a bunker beneath the White House, where he consults with a team of shadowy figures, including a reclusive tech mogul with an eerie resemblance to Tony Stark and a disgraced political consultant who bears an uncanny resemblance to a character from "The Hunger Games."

The strategy, codenamed "Operation Tomorrow Never Comes," aims to manipulate public perception using a blend of advanced AI, deepfake technology, and a nationwide rollout of propaganda disguised as "futuristic visionary content." The goal? To maintain power indefinitely by creating a reality where the public is so disoriented by the future-shock of the administration's policies that they will vote for stability, regardless of the moral implications.

Cassandra claims that the President's team has developed a series of "anti-reality" laws that would make it illegal to question the government's narrative, a move that critics say echoes the fictional dystopias of George Orwell and Aldous Huxley. These laws, hidden within a series of bills labeled as "Innovation Acts," would give the administration unprecedented control over media and communication platforms.

Moreover, the President's team is rumored to be developing a corruptionn-as-a-service" platform, a digital marketplace where political favor can be traded like commodities. Insiders say the platform is designed to make corruption so overt that the public will eventually accept it as the new normal.

As the nation grapples with these allegations, Mister Squinty's approval ratings have seen a bizarre surge, with many voters praising his "bold vision for a technologically advanced future." Meanwhile, Cassandra, fearing for their safety, has vanished, leaving behind only a cryptic message: "Remember, in a world where your thoughts can be hacked, paranoia may just be the last bastion of privacy."

In a statement, the White House has called the allegations "baseless" and "an attempt by the fake news media to discredit the administration's commitment to progress and innovation." Meanwhile, conspiracy theorists are abuzz with the idea that this could be the ultimate deep state plot to overthrow a president who dares to challenge the status quo.

Stay tuned as this story unfolds, and remember, in politics, truth is often stranger than fiction.

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