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In an earth-shattering turn of events that has left political pundits and war strategists scratching their heads in bewilderment, the Supreme Court has today upheld the impeachment of President George W. Windbag, citing "unprecedented acts of political treachery and military incompetence" as the grounds for their decision.

The impeachment, which was initiated by a coalition of progressive lawmakers and disgruntled military generals, accused Windbag of leading the nation into a "grandiose and utterly pointless war" with the neighboring country of IraqiSandwichistan. The coalition claimed that the President's aggressive foreign policy was not only a blatant misuse of executive power but also a clumsy attempt to distract the public from his own "shocking ineptitude" in managing the nation's affairs.

In a statement that has since gone viral, Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor, wearing a pair of oversized, star-spangled sunglasses, declared, "Today, we stand at the precipice of a new chapter in American history. The impeachment of President Windbag is not just a victory for the rule of law, but a resounding endorsement of common sense."

The decision has sparked a frenzy of political maneuvering, with members of the opposition party, the Donkey Dynamos, celebrating what they are calling a "triumph of justice over folly." Meanwhile, the ruling party, the Elephant Juggernauts, has been left reeling, their faces a mosaic of confusion and consternation.

In a bid to maintain stability amidst the turmoil, Vice President Dick Cheney, who many believe orchestrated the entire impeachment charade to position himself as the nation's de facto leader, has been spotted frantically scribbling notes and muttering about "secret plans" and "mole people."

As the nation braces for what many are predicting will be a series of chaotic power struggles, the military has been placed on high alert, with reports of tanks being moved warards the capital and fighter jets patrolling the skies. The President's impeachment, it seems, has opened a pandora's box of political and military tensions that could potentially lead to an all-out warr of the worlds."

In a final, ironic twist, as the nation stands on the brink of potential anarchy, the impeached President Windbag was spotted enjoying a leisurely game of golf, his face beaming with the kind of carefree bliss that only a man who has just been stripped of his title could possess.

Stay tuned as this story develops and remember, in the world of political satire, truth is often stranger than fiction.

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