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In a stunning twist of events that will undoubtedly be etched in the annals of political history, President Infinite Wisdom has announced that he will run for a seventh term in office. The decision, made public during a rousing speech filled with futuristic projections and holographic eagles, has left political pundits and historians alike scratching their heads in disbelief.

Citizens of the great nation of UnitedStatesia were initially under the impression that the two-term limit was a sacred, unbreakable law of the land. However, President Infinite Wisdom, with the grace of a swan and the charisma of a late-night infomercial host, has cleverly redefined the term "term" to mean any period of time not explicitly measured in years, but rather in "Infinite Wisdom Units" (IWU).

The President's campaign, dubbed "Another Term, Another Better Tomorrow," promises a future so bright that it will require sunglasses made of the rarest of materials, harvested from the tears of Silicon Valley tech executives who wept upon hearing the news of his extended tenure. The slogan, "Vote for the Past, for the Present, and for the Future That's Already Happened," has become a viral sensation, with t-shirts and bumper stickers popping up faster than a politician's promise at a town hall meeting.

In a move that can only be described as audaciously ironic, the President has pledged to "make history great again" by introducing legislation to rename history books after himself, ensuring that every chapter, paragraph, and sentence will reflect his unparalleled contributions to society. The bill, known as the "Infinite Wisdom Historical Reclamation Project" (IWHRP), has sparked a national debate that has quickly devolved into a series of memes and internet challenges.

Critics argue that such a move sets a dangerous precedent, one that could lead to a slippery slope of presidents rewriting history to suit their egos. However, supporters of the President argue that if anyone is capable of improving upon history, it's a man who has already lived through it, twice.

As the nation gears up for what is being called the "Election of the Century (and a Half)," political analysts predict a fierce battle between the incumbent and his own legacy. Early polls indicate that President Infinite Wisdom is currently leading the race by a landslide, with 98% of the votes coming from a time-traveling delegation sent from the future to ensure his victory.

In conclusion, the political landscape of UnitedStatesia has never been more unpredictable, and the upcoming election promises to be a spectacle that will captivate the world. Will President Infinite Wisdom break the mold and redefine the very concept of presidential tenure, or will the electorate decide that perhaps it's time to give someone else a chance to make history? Only time will tell, but one thing is for certain: it will be a campaign for the ages.

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