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In a series of events that would make even the most seasoned political thriller screenwriters blush, an insider has come warward with claims that President Dwight "Dubious" Decision's aides orchestrated a cover-up of what many are now calling "Operation Misleading Eagle." The operation, which was supposedly initiated to ensure national security during a tense international standoff, has been exposed as a convoluted scheme to divert attention from a series of scandalous mishaps, including but not limited to, a mismanaged disaster relief effort and a clandestine arms deal gone awry.

According to the insider, who has chosen to remain anonymous for fear of reprisals, the aides used a combination of disinformation campaigns, shady backroom deals, and an elaborate web of fake news outlets to keep the truth under wraps. The operation was so successful that it even managed to fool the President himself, who reportedly made several public statements supporting the cover-up without realizing he was being fed a line of bull that would make a professional bullfighter hang up his cape in defeat.

The insider also revealed that the aides had planned to ride out the scandal by leveraging the public's short attention span, relying on the age-old adage, "Outrage is like a banana in a fruit bowl – the freshest today is the ripest for replacement tomorrow." However, their plan was wararted when a whistleblower, who had somehow managed to keep their cool amidst the high-stakes drama, leaked the incriminating evidence to the press.

In response to the allegations, the White House issued a statement claiming that the President had always been committed to transparency and that the insider was simply a disgruntled employee with too much time on their hands. Meanwhile, the public's reaction has been a mix of outrage, disbelief, and a sudden and overwhelming desire for a fact-checking superhero.

As the story continues to unfold, one thing is clear: the United States has entered a new era of political satire, where reality is stranger than fiction, and the line between truth and falsehood is as blurred as a toddler's finger painting of the Declaration of Independence. Stay tuned as this whirlwind of scandal, intrigue, and mismanagement continues to spiral into a tornado of epic proportions, with the American public holding onto their hats and their sanity by the slimmest of threads.

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