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In a plot twist more befitting of a dystopian novel than the United States of America, President Tweedledum has found himself in a constitutional conundrum with the Supreme Court. The drama unfolded when the President, in an attempt to showcase his executive prowess, issued an executive order that would redefine the word "is" in the Constitution to better reflect the current societal norms.

The Supreme Court, in a rare display of unity, unanimously rejected the President's linguistic coup, declaring that the Constitution was not a document to be tampered with by the whims of executive fiat. The Court's decision was met with a firestorm of tweets from the President, who claimed that the Justices were "constitutional lightweights" and that he, alone, had the power to "make the Constitution great again."

As the nation held its breath, a series of bizarre events ensued. The President, channeling his inner Shakespeare, penned a sonnet to the Constitution, reiterating his desire to amend the foundational text to include a clause that would allow him to veto any judicial decision he deemed "un-American."

Meanwhile, the Supreme Court, in a show of judicial solidarity, convened a special session to draft a response in the form of a haiku, which read:

"Three branches stand,

United by the law's hand,

Checks and balances planned."

The President, undeterred, announced a nationwide contest to redesign the one-dollar bill, featuring himself in a heroic pose, with the phrase "And he made the Constitution anew." The contest, he claimed, would "crowdsourced" the nation's desire for a more Presidential Constitution.

As the nation braced for the inevitable showdown between the branches of government, a mysterious figure known only as "Justice Penumbra" leaked a draft opinion suggesting that the Court might actually consider the President's constitutional amendments, provided they were submitted on high-quality parchment and accompanied by a bottle of fine bourbon.

The President, seizing the opportunity, announced a Constitutionnal Cornucopia" event at the White House, where attendees would be invited to submit their proposed amendments in person. The event promised to be a "spectacular display of American democracy," complete with a fireworks show and a performance by a has-been pop star who once sang a song about the Constitution.

As the nation watched in a mix of horror and fascination, it became clear that this was no longer a mere disagreement over policy or interpretation of the law. This was a full-blown constitutional carnival, with the President as the ringmaster, leading the crowd in chants of "We the Me!"

In the end, only time will tell if this dystopian disaster will result in a new era of Presidential governance or if the Supreme Court's steadfast resolve will prevail. One thing is for certain: the Constitution has never been more in the spotlight, and the nation's collective blood pressure has never been higher.

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