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In a stunning display of political audacity, President Dr. Omnibus Spinoza III has unveiled an ambitious plan to amend the United States Constitution right in the midst of a nation-wide disaster that has left millions of Americans without power, water, or shelter. The president, known for his flair for the dramatic, claims that this is the "perfect moment" to implement a series of radical electoral reforms that will, in his words, "guarantee a fair and just election process for generations to come."

The proposed amendments, leaked to the press by an anonymous source within the White House, include a dizzying array of changes such as: mandating that all future presidential candidates must have a doctorate in both Political Science and Meteorology; establishing a national lottery system to determine the vice-presidential running mate; and requiring all incumbent politicians to participate in an annual 'Congressional Hunger Games' to prove their commitment to public service.

Critics have quickly condemned the proposal, branding it as a blatant power grab designed to distract the public from the ongoing disaster response efforts. "It's as if President Spinoza wants to turn the nation's focus from the urgent crisis at hand to a series of bizarre and impractical political stunts," said Senator Polly Pundit of the opposition party, her voice dripping with sarcasm.

Meanwhile, supporters of the president have rallied behind the plan, praising the president's vision and ingenuity. "In the midst of chaos, President Spinoza has provided us with a beacon of hope," exclaimed Dr. Factcheck, a prominent political analyst known for his outlandish and often unfounded endorsements. "These changes will ensure that our leaders are not only well-versed in the science of weather prediction but also willing to put their lives on the line for the American people."

As the nation grapples with the fallout from both the natural disaster and the proposed constitutional amendments, political pundits and ordinary citizens alike are left scratching their heads. In true Spinoza fashion, the president's latest move has once again demonstrated that in the theater of politics, anything is possible – even during an apocalypse.

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