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In a stunning display of political showmanship that has left the nation both baffled and entertained, President Jumbo Pepperoni has introduced a piece of legislation so outlandish that it has managed to unite the normally fractious Democratic Party in a rare display of solidarity: opposition. The bill, affectionately dubbed the "Truth in Political Satire Act," seeks to mandate that all political satirists must pass a rigorous examination to verify their comedic abilities and ensure their humor aligns with the prevailing political narrative.

The act, which has been dubbed a "masterstroke" by Pepperoni's Chief Strategist, Cheese Whiz, is intended to "reclaim the integrity of political discourse and protect the public from the nefarious influence of satire." Critics, however, argue that the bill is nothing more than a veiled attempt to muzzle the First Amendment and control the flow of political comedy, which has historically been a bastion of free expression and a critical check on political power.

The Democratic uproar began when it was revealed that the bill's satire test would be administered by a panel of comedians with dubious stand-up careers and a penchant for wearing lime green unitards. The panel's qualifications, according to Whiz, are "unparalleled" and their comedic expertise "unmatched." The revelation has sparked a firestorm of controversy, with Democratic lawmakers calling the proposal "a direct affront to the principles of freedom and democracy."

Leading the charge against the bill is the newly formed "Satirical Freedom Caucus," a group of lawmakers who claim their mission is to "keep the joke alive and kicking" in the hallowed halls of Congress. The Caucus, which includes such luminaries as Senator Chuckles McGuffin and Representative Laughing Jim Beam, has vowed to "fight tooth and nail" against the bill, promising a "comedy coup" if necessary.

As the debate rages on, the nation watches with a mixture of horror and hilarity as the political arena becomes an unexpected stage for stand-up comedy. Meanwhile, the world of political satire has erupted into a frenzy of creativity and subversion, with satirists from coast to coast devising ever more ingenious ways to evade the satire test and keep their audiences laughing.

In the midst of the chaos, President Pepperoni remains unapologetic, tweeting from his gold-plated smartphone that the bill is "just a bit of fun" and insisting that it will make American satire "great again." As the comedy community braces for impact, one thing is clear: the political satire showdown of 2023 will go down in history as a case study in the absurdity of power and the resilience of humor.

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