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In a stunning turn of events that has left political pundits and the American public alike reeling, a recent Supreme Court ruling has the potential to not only upend the current Presidential campaign but also reshape the future of American democracy itself.

According to our sources within the hallowed halls of the Supreme Court, the justices, after a marathon session of legal debate and pizza feasts, have unanimously agreed that from now on, all political campaigns must include a mandatory clown car component. Yes, you heard that right. Each candidate must now vie for the presidency not just on their policies and platforms, but also on their ability to fit into, and perform stunts from, a literal clown car during campaign events.

The decision, which came as a surprise to many, was based on the landmark case "Carnival Barker vs. The People," where a petitioner argued that the American electoral process had become too serious and devoid of joy. The petitioner, a local carnie and amateur political philosopher named Bartholomew J. Clownsley, claimed that the addition of whimsical, circus-like elements to the political arena would not only lighten the mood but also provide a more accurate representation of the candidate's ability to handle the "unpredictable nature" of the Presidenty.

President Incumbent, a figure whose political acumen is matched only by their ability to juggle political issues while balancing a political-themed rubber chicken on their nose, has expressed enthusiastic support for the ruling. The President has already announced plans to add a state-of-the-art, golden clown car to their campaign trail, complete with a hydraulic system for dramatic entrances and exits.

Meanwhile, the frontrunners for the opposing party, Senator Balloonatic and Governor Puppeteer, have both released statements expressing their eagerness to embrace this new campaign format. Senator Balloonatic has promised to release a line of campaign merchandise featuring inflatable versions of their policies, while Governor Puppeteer has hinted at a surprise performance involving marionettes that eerily resemble their opponents.

The political ramifications of this Supreme Court ruling are vast and could potentially lead to a political landscape where voters are not just swayed by policy proposals but also by the candidate's ability to entertain a crowd. Imagine debates where factual discourse is interrupted by a candidate launching water balloons at their opponents or a town hall where the audience is encouraged to vote with squirt guns.

In a statement to the press, the Supreme Court's Chief Justice, a man whose robes have been known to occasion a splash of cotton candy, stated, "We believe that this addition to the campaign process will encourage a more playful and less divisive form of political discourse." Critics, however, argue that this could lead to a dumbing down of the political process and an emphasis on entertainment over substance.

As the nation braces for what promises to be the most circus-like election in history, one thing is certain: the political mime troupe known as the electorate will have a front-row seat to the spectacle. Will they choose the candidate who can make them laugh, or the one who can at least manage to keep a straight face while driving a clown car? Only time, and a sea of confetti, will tell.

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