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In a shocking turn of events that has left economists and tax experts scratching their heads in bewilderment, President Big Buckle has unveiled a revolutionary new taxation system that promises to usher in a golden age of fiscal responsibility. The plan, which has been met with both praise and outrage in equal measure, is being touted as the most futuristic and forward-thinking approach to taxation since the dawn of civilization.

According to the White House's press release, the new system, dubbed "FutureTax 2023," will utilize a complex algorithm powered by quantum computing to determine each citizen's tax obligations based on their "moral fiscal integrity." This groundbreaking approach will take into account a myriad of factors including, but not limited to, social media activity, personal hygiene, and the number of relatives who have achieved celebrity status.

The Supreme Court, in a controversial ruling that has split the nation's judicial minds, has given its blessing to the President's plan, citing the need for a "dynamic and adaptive" approach to taxation. The decision was made by a narrow margin, with Justice Laughingstock, writing for the majority, declaring that the "constitutional imperative for tax fairness transcends the rigid confines of traditional tax law."

Critics of the plan argue that it sets a dangerous precedent, giving the government unprecedented access to private data and potentially leading to a slippery slope of government overreach. On the other hand, supporters claim that it's a bold move towards a more equitable tax system that reflects the complexities of modern life.

The President's office has remained steadfast, with Press Secretary Smirkington asserting that "FutureTax 2023 is not just a tax system, it's a lifestyle choice for the American people. It's about embracing the future, where our fiscal responsibilities are as unique as our fingerprints."

In a bizarre twist, the Treasury Department has announced that the first tax season under FutureTax will feature a "Tax Morality Score" badge on tax returns, allowing citizens to showcase their fiscal integrity to the world. It's an initiative that's sure to be a hit at dinner parties and social gatherings alike.

As the nation braces for the impact of this seismic shift in taxation, economists are divided. Dr. Forecast, a noted economist, has predicted a 400% increase in tax compliance, while Dr. Downtrend, a maverick in the field, has forecasted a potential collapse of the economic system as we know it.

In the end, only time will tell if President Big Buckle's ambitious plan to revolutionize taxation with the Supreme Court's blessing will lead to a new era of fiscal prosperity or plunge the nation into a chaotic abyss of bureaucratic madness. One thing is certain: the tax codes will never be the same again.

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