Impeached 2 is an armchair politician's dream. Play today!

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, a little-known United States presidential hopeful named Senator Thumbsticker III has announced a groundbreaking campaign strategy: mastering mobile games. The 57-year-old politician, who has been playing mobile games for an alleged 12 hours a day since his announcement, believes that this newfound skill set will catapult him to victory in the upcoming election, particularly among the youth demographic.

"I've been honing my skills, perfecting my timing, and improving my reaction speed in popular games like 'Angry Birds Extreme' and 'Candy Crush Saga,'" declared Senator Thumbsticker III in a press conference where he was flanked by a battalion of avid mobile gamers, all sporting matching 'Thumbsticker '24' t-shirts. "I've surpassed the levels of my opponents and scored the highest points. This translates directly into my ability to lead our nation to glory."

Analysts are scratching their heads, but not their thumbs, at this novel approach. Political strategists have traditionally focused on policy platforms, charisma, and public speaking prowess. However, Senator Thumbsticker III's campaign manager, a tech-savvy whiz kid named MilliPixel, argues that the key to winning over younger voters lies in understanding their culture and what engages them. "Mobile games are a universal language among the youth. Senator Thumbsticker III speaks fluent Flappy Bird, and soon, he'll be fluent in fluency at the polls."

In response, the opposing candidates have begun to scramble, with each attempting to outdo the other in their own digital endeavors. Presidentt Clash of Clans' has become the new battleground, with candidates vying for control of their virtual kingdoms, as their real-world policies take a backseat.

Social media has exploded with memes and GIFs mocking the situation, while political cartoonists are drawing caricatures of candidates in virtual reality arenas, complete with cardboard VR headsets and joystick scepters. Meanwhile, the traditional media outlets are left playing catch-up, reporting on the latest game scores and in-game achievements alongside election polls and campaign finance reports.

As the campaign trail turns into an arcade, one thing is certain: the race for the White House has taken a turn for the digital. The next president of the United States may very well be the one with the most dexterous fingers, the quickest reflexes, and the highest score on 'Fortnite.' Let the games begin.

Can't get enough of politics? Play Impeached 2 and become President of the U.S. today!

This article was automagically written, and intended only for entertainment purposes.