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In a shocking turn of events, insiders have leaked a classified document that details a new, revolutionary tax evasion strategy that has been covertly developed by a coalition of the world's most savvy politicians and elite strategy game aficionados. Dubbed "Operation: Ruler of Tomorrow," this ambitious plan was inspired by the intricate mechanics of popular strategy games like "Civilization VI" and "Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri."

According to the blueprint, obtained exclusively by our intrepid reporters at the "Global Scoop," the strategy hinges on a futuristic vision of taxation that involves creating a decentralized, off-world financial haven on a distant planet, cleverly named "Tax-Ea." This planet, as the document explains, is located in a solar system that closely mirrors the Earth's tax code, allowing for exploitation of the system's inherent loopholes and anomalies.

The plan outlines a phased approach to setting up a "government-in-exile" on Tax-Ea, complete with a puppet leader, Senator Hustlemore, who has an uncanny resemblance to a popular game avatar known for his ruthless efficiency in resource management and territorial expansion. Senator Hustlemore, the document claims, will oversee the establishment of a new economic order based on a cryptocurrency, "BitBucks," which is immune to Earth's monetary policies and regulations.

The strategy game enthusiasts involved in the project have reportedly spent countless hours in virtual simulations, fine-tuning their approach to counteract potential disasters, from natural catastrophes to political upheavals, ensuring the sustainability of their off-world financial empire.

In a statement to our reporters, a spokesperson for the coalition, who identified themselves as "GameTheorist42," said, "We are not tax evaders; we are pioneers of a new financial frontier, one where the only limits are the imagination and the complexity of one's strategic gameplay."

Critics have condemned the plan, calling it an affront to the principles of fair taxation and a threat to the global economy. However, supporters of the initiative argue that it represents the pinnacle of human ingenuity and the ultimate expression of freedom and economic sovereignty.

As the world grapples with the implications of this audacious scheme, one thing is clear: the line between reality and the virtual world has never been more blurred, and the future of taxation will never be the same.

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