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In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the halls of power and the gaming community alike, it has come to light that President Hilariously McJesting has been secretly orchestrating international relations and military strategy through an old, dusty copy of the board game Risk. This revelation was made when a White House janitor, seeking to make a name for himself in the lucrative world of presidential memorabilia, accidentally misplaced the game during a routine cleaning session.

The game, which has been affectionately dubbed "Risk of Nation," was discovered by a savvy intern who, mistaking it for an antique, posted a picture on an online auction site. The bidding war that ensued was not between collectors, but between national security advisors and military strategists, each eager to get their hands on the game that they believed had been guiding the President's decisions since his inauguration.

In an exclusive interview with the Washington Rolling Stone, President McJesting confirmed the rumors, stating, "Yes, I'll have you know that I am a tactical genius, and this game has been my secret weapon. Every major decision, from trade agreements to military interventions, has been based on the battle-tested strategies I've honed against the AI over the years."

The President went on to explain that the game had been a gift from a foreign head of state during a state dinner, and he had taken it as a sign to "roll the dice on destiny." Little did anyone know that this whimsical gesture would turn into a full-fledged strategic tool, with global implications.

History buffs and military experts alike are now scrutinizing the game's impact on world events, with some claiming that key historical moments, such as the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Gulf War, were influenced by the President's dice rolls. "It's a fascinating perspective on how history could have unfolded differently," said Dr. Stratego von Historicus, a noted expert in alternative history simulations. "Imagine if President McJesting had chosen the 'Dominate Europe' card instead of 'Expand to Asia' during his first term. We might be looking at a completely different map right now."

The revelation has sparked a debate on the potential application of such games in modern warfare and diplomacy. Defense contractors are already pitching the idea of a "Risk-based War Room," where digital versions of the game could be used to simulate conflicts and strategize military operations. "It's a game-changer," said General Cheese, head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. "We could potentially avoid costly military blunders by playing out scenarios on a board game first. Plus, it's a lot more fun than poring over maps and intelligence reports."

As the world grapples with the implications of this news, one thing is certain: President McJesting's unconventional approach to governance has once again put him in the spotlight, for better or for worse. And as for the future of international relations, only time will tell if the dice will roll in our favor.

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