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In a bizarre twist of fate that has left political scientists and mobile gamers alike in a state of bewilderment, it has come to light that the popular mobile game "Kingdom Quest" by the multibillion-dollar company "GameGlut" has inadvertently turned into a sophisticated civics lesson. The game, which typically involves rescuing princesses and slaying dragons, now includes an unexpected module that educates players on the intricacies of the United States Constitution, particularly the mechanisms of impeachment.

According to sources within GameGlut, the feature was implemented by a well-meaning programmer who, over a late-night pizza, decided to integrate some "learning value" into the game, believing that "if you're going to sit there for hours, you might as well learn something useful." The result was a surprise pop-up quiz that interrupted the epic battles and fantasy adventures with questions like "Which of the following is a valid ground for impeachment?" and "What does the Vice President's role involve in the impeachment process?"

GameGlut executives, upon discovering the rogue educational feature, were reportedly divided. "Some of us saw it as a marketing triumph, leveraging the game to 'engage the electorate,'" said one insider. "While others wanted to 'kill the feature with fire,' afraid it might somehow 'brainwash' or 'educate' the masses, thus 'ruining the gaming experience.'"

The revelation has sparked a national debate, with political pundits and gaming enthusiasts equally aghast and intrigued. Senators from both parties have demanded an immediate investigation into this "subversive educational tool," while a group of college students was reportedly overheard debating whether it would be better to complete their degrees or just achieve 100% completion in "Kingdom Quest" to become a political expert.

In a shocking display of bipartisanship, a resolution has been introduced in the Senate to both condemn and commend GameGlut for their unintended civic contribution. "We must protect the innocence of our youth," declared Senator Smugton, "from being sidetracked by such... distractions during their peak gaming hours." Meanwhile, Senator Cognizant praised the game for "bringing a new level of engagement to the political process, allowing the public to become more informed while slaying mythical beasts."

As of press time, GameGlut has announced a new update that will address the issue. The update, called "Patch 47/Revolution," will reportedly "reinforce the gaming experience by removing all educational content and replacing it with more dragons and princesses." However, a small group of players have banded together to launch a petition to "Keep the Impeachment Quest Intact," claiming that they have finally found a way to enjoy both gaming and learning, and that "the Constitution deserves to be rescued from obscurity, just like Princess Peach."

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