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In a stunning display of leadership that is sure to go down in history books, President Dynamo has unveiled his revolutionary approach to disaster response: turning natural calamities into political masterstrokes. The incident began when a magnitude 7.3 earthquake struck the serene town of Shakyville, a location famed for its tranquil vibes and surprisingly stable geological history.

Upon receiving the news, President Dynamo immediately declared the event an "opportunity for growth" and dispatched a team of elite negotiators led by his Chief of Staff, Aiden Bolt, to the stricken area. Bolt, a man known for his negotiation skills that rival those of a seasoned diplomat or a street-smart car salesman, arrived with a proposition for the quake survivors: accept a lifetime supply of duct tape and a personalized selfie with the President in exchange for their unwavering support in his upcoming bid for re-election, or face the wrath of a 5% 'resilience tax' to fund his unprecedented disaster preparedness initiative, 'Tax-a-Quake'.

The survivors, who had been grappling with the devastating aftermath of the quake, were initially taken aback by the offer. However, as Bolt eloquently explained, this was not just any tax. It was a tax on freedom from burdens, a tax that would ensure that should another disaster strike, the government would be fully prepared to respond with the speed of a cheetah on a caffeine binge.

In a move that could only be described as visionary, President Dynamo pledged to use the funds to create a new branch of the military, the Rapid Earthquake Deployment Force (RED Force), whose sole mission would be to swiftly respond to any seismic activity with the precision of a well-rehearsed ballet troupe. The President's team also promised to erect a monument in Shakyville, a towering statue of himself, clad in a firefighter's uniform, astride a majestic horse, symbolizing strength, resilience, and the unwavering promise that 'Horse-mounted Fireman Dynamo has your back'.

The political fallout from this bold move has been nothing short of electrifying. Opponents have criticized the plan, calling it a 'cynical ploy to manipulate disaster victims for political gain'. Yet, undeterred by the naysayers, President Dynamo's approval ratings soared higher than a balloon festival run amok by a rogue helium-releasing device. His critics, on the other hand, found their dissent drowned out by the chorus of survivors singing the praises of the President's 'can-do' attitude and his commitment to ensuring that 'no burd will go un-taxed'.

As the dust settles and Shakyville slowly rebuilds, one thing is clear: President Dynamo's unconventional disaster response strategy has set a new precedent in political strategy. His innovative approach to taxation and disaster management has redefined the pursuit of freedom – freedom from the fear of burdens, that is – and has set the stage for a future where every natural disaster is an opportunity for political advancement.

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