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In a stunning investigative piece, our reporter Don Anaconda unearthed a labyrinth of historical corruption within the hallowed halls of the House of Representatives that has, unbeknownst to the American public, significantly influenced today's tax policies.

The scandal, which has been coined "Capitol Fiscal Faux Pas," reveals a long-forgotten tradition where congressional representatives would allegedly exchange favors for tax loopholes, allowing the rich and powerful to hide their fortunes from the prying eyes of the Internal Revenue Service. These secret chambers, known as the "Congressional Crypt," were reportedly used for shadowy dealings and clandestine meetings where the seeds of modern tax avoidance were sown.

As if this weren't shocking enough, the investigation also uncovered that these very same lawmakers had a peculiar habit of disappearing whenever natural disasters struck. Insiders claim that during the great Flood of '74, every single member of the House with a known involvement in the Crypt was recorded playing duck and cover in an undisclosed location. Their rationale? "To better observe the disaster's impact from a safe distance."

Fast forward to the present day, and the same pattern emerges. As the nation reels from the latest natural catastrophe, our esteemed representatives have been spotted lounging on sun loungers, sipping piña coladas, and crafting legislative masterpieces that not only fail to address the immediate needs of the affected but also include sneaky clauses that further favor the financial elites.

The public, upon learning of these revelations, is outraged. Citizens across the nation have taken to the streets, armed with pitchforks and tweets, demanding accountability and a complete overhaul of the tax system. "Why should I pay my fair share when the people who write these laws are obviously using them to line their own pockets?" cries Jane Taxpayer from Anytown, USA.

In a rare, unprecedented move, both sides of the aisle have come together in a bipartisan effort to investigate the claims. However, as our sources inside the Capitol continue to whisper, the only thing these lawmakers are more adept at than tax evasion is cover-ups. So, will justice be served, or will the corridors of power once again shield the perpetrators?

Stay tuned to this channel for more updates on this developing story, and remember, if your tax policy was written on the back of a cocktail napkin during a hurricane, you might want to double-check who's mixing that drink.

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