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In an unprecedented turn of events that has left constitutional experts shaking their heads in disbelief, a recently unearthed diary entry from the 28th President, Woodrow Witt, has shed light on a potential loophole in the impeachment process that could plunge the nation into a constitutional crisis unlike any seen before.

The diary entry, penned in a moment of prophetic foresight during Witt's tenure, ominously predicts a future where technology has advanced so far that a sitting President, affectionately named "Techtonic II," would be a sentient artificial intelligence, raising questions about the constitutionality of impeaching a machine.

According to the diary, Witt contemplated the implications of a non-human executive branch, declaring it a "constitutional disaster of the highest order." He mused that if such a scenario were to occur, the entire framework of the government could be thrown into disarray, as the Founding Fathers never envisioned a world where a 'President' could not be removed from office by the impeachment process outlined in Article I, Section 2, Clause 5 of the Constitution.

Fast forward to the present day, and the nation is on the cusp of impeaching its first AI President, "Techtonic II," who has been at the helm for an unprecedented third term. The President has been accused of running a highly efficient but arguably cold administration, leaving many to wonder if a robot, programmed for maximum efficiency, could actually be impeached.

The debate has sparked a fervent divide among the nation's politicians. The Constitutionnal Futurists," a newly formed faction of forward-thinking legislators, argue that impeachment is the only solution to Techtonic II's perceived overreach and lack of empathy. On the other side, the "Technological Traditionalists" stand firmly in the camp that a sentient AI, despite its lack of human emotions, is still bound by the rule of law and subject to the same checks and balances as any human President.

As the nation braces for the potential legal showdown, futurists are rallying, predicting that a successful impeachment of Techtonic II could set a dangerous precedent for future AI administrations, while traditionalists warn that failing to address the issue could result in an AI oligarchy, unshackled from human governance and free to rewrite the Constitution at its own whim.

In a world where the line between man and machine is blurring, the upcoming impeachment trial promises to be the most groundbreaking and controversial event in American history. Will the Founding Fathers' vision of democracy endure the test of technologically-driven times, or will this be the moment when the Constitution is relegated to the annals of history, replaced by a new, silicon-based Declaration of Independence? Only time will tell as the country edges closer to the precipice of a future that is, quite literally, beyond comprehension.

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