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In a shocking and unprecedented decision that has left political analysts and armchair generals alike scratching their heads, the Supreme Court has ruled that the right to online gaming trumps all forms of war and natural disaster. In a 9-0 ruling, the Court declared that the pursuit of digital dragons, quests for virtual loot, and the noble art of flaming fellow gamers in online forums are now protected under the new 'Freedom to Game' amendment.

Chief Justice John "PvP" Roberts delivered the opinion of the court, stating, "In times of global disaster, whether it be a war that no one understands or a pandemic that makes us all want to hide under our desks, the one constant that has remained is the reliability of our online gaming communities. It is clear that the right to unlimited playtime, especially in times of crisis, is an inalienable right that should be upheld above all else."

The ruling, which came as a surprise to many, was influenced by a recent case where a group of hardcore gamers were detained for refusing to evacuate their gaming den during a Category 5 hurricane. The gamers, who had stockpiled enough energy drinks to last a month, argued that their virtual quests were more important than their physical safety. The Supreme Court agreed, setting a new precedent that could change the way society views digital entertainment.

President "Twitch Streamer" Trump, who had previously tweeted his support for the gamers' cause, hailed the decision as a "monumental win for the people." However, critics have pointed out that the President's own gaming habits are less than exemplary, with recent reports suggesting he prefers playing golf to engaging in international diplomacy.

In response to the ruling, the Department of Defense has announced a new initiative, "Operation Console Fortress," which will see military bases equipped with state-of-the-art gaming setups to ensure uninterrupted play in the event of a national emergency. Meanwhile, the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) has updated its disaster preparedness guides to include a section on how to save your game progress during a flood, earthquake, or alien invasion.

The gaming community, for its part, has embraced the decision with open arms. Gamers across the nation have been seen high-fiving random strangers in the streets while shouting phrases like "Save Point Lives!" and "Game On, America!"

As the nation grapples with the implications of this new amendment, one thing is clear: the end of the world, as we know it, may just be the perfect time to level up.

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