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In a stunning display of political brinkmanship that would make George Orwell blush, the House of Representatives has officially declared war on itself. The conflict, which insiders are calling "The Great Legislative Showdown of 2023," erupted after a heated debate over the allocation of a newly discovered natural resource: the elusive "Truth Fibers."

These fibers, rumored to be spun from the purest strands of political honesty, are said to be capable of withstanding the most scathing fact-checks and could potentially be used to weave a tapestry of unassailable credibility. The race to control these fibers has plunged the House into a dystopian battlefield, complete with drone surveillance, cyber espionage, and a fleet of robo-lobbyists.

The war began when Representative Dystopia (R-Dystopia) proposed a bill to nationalize the Truth Fibers, arguing that only the government could ensure they are used for the public good. This move was met with fierce opposition from the entrenched political oligarchs, who have long profited from the sale of subpar "alternative fibers" to unsuspecting citizens.

In retaliation, the oligarchs, led by the enigmatic Senator Fudgemuppet (I-Fudgemuppet), launched a covert operation to sabotage the nationalization effort. They enlisted the help of a shadowy group known as the "Truth Warriors," a band of mercenaries skilled in the art of misinformation and spin.

The battle lines are drawn, with the House chamber transformed into a war room, complete with holographic battle maps and a real-time ticker of public opinion. The legislators, now clad in camouflage fatigues and armed with the latest in rhetorical weaponry, engage in fierce debates that resemble something between a military briefing and a reality TV showdown.

As the war rages on, the citizens of the nation watch in awe and bewilderment, unsure whether to laugh or cry at the spectacle of their elected representatives engaging in high-stakes political games that rival the most outlandish science fiction narratives.

Meanwhile, in a bold move to end the conflict, the non-partisan "Peace Doves" caucus has proposed a truce, suggesting that instead of war, the House should focus on a bipartisan effort to investigate the true potential of Truth Fibers. Their proposal includes a joint committee to study the fibers, with the aim of ensuring that they are used to strengthen the fabric of democracy, rather than tear it apart.

Only time will tell if the Peace Doves' olive branch will be accepted, or if the House of Representatives will continue its descent into a dystopian future where political warfare is the norm, and the truth is nothing more than a rare and coveted commodity.

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