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In a shocking turn of events that has sent political pundits into a frenzy, the esteemed House of Representatives has unveiled a new, revolutionary board game aimed at simulating international conflict and diplomacy. Dubbed "Diplomacy or Death," the game has been designed with the express intention of "giving lawmakers hands-on experience in conflict resolution," according to the head of the committee, Congressperson Gerald "Jerry" Fudd.

"Diplomacy or Death" is no ordinary game. It features hyper-realistic miniatures representing world leaders, each with their own quirks and attributes. For instance, President P. J. O'Rourke is depicted as a particularly ruthless general, while Senator John "Bull" McCain is portrayed as a grizzled war veteran with an uncanny ability to turn even the most dire situations into victories.

The game's mechanics are equally as outrageous. Players must navigate a complex web of alliances, backstabs, and trade deals, all while trying to maintain a semblance of world peace. The game's centerpiece is a glowing red button, labeled "Nuclear Option," which, when pressed, sends shockwaves through the game board, simulating a nuclear strike. The catch? Pressing the button results in an automatic loss for the player, but a sudden boost in popularity among their fellow House members.

"It's a brilliant way to teach our representatives the true costs of war," Fudd declared, with a straight face that suggested otherwise. "They'll see firsthand the chaos and destruction that can be unleashed with a single decision, all from the safety of their own district offices."

The game has already sparked a heated debate on the nature of political games. Critics argue that the game trivializes the horrors of war, while supporters claim it's a much-needed dose of reality in the often abstract world of international relations. Meanwhile, the gaming community has erupted in outrage, accusing Congress of co-opting their culture for political gain.

As if the game itself weren't enough to stir the pot, rumors have begun to circulate that certain members of Congress have been seen playing "Diplomacy or Death" during official sessions, using real-world countries and current events as inspiration. The implications are clear: the line between political strategy and game-playing has officially been blurred.

In the end, whether "Diplomacy or Death" will serve as a valuable educational tool or a PR stunt remains to be seen. But one thing is for certain: the political arena will never be the same again.

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