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In a stunning expose that has sent shockwaves through the halls of the House of Representatives, a cache of secret campaign documents has been uncovered, suggesting a sinister plot to shift the nation's tax burden onto the populace at a time of unprecedented global disaster.

The documents, which bear the watermark of the "Committee for Fiscal Foresight and Fun," outline a dastardly plan to "leverage the chaos" of a simmering international conflict, code-named "Operation Thermostatic Upheaval," to implement a series of regressive tax measures. These measures, disguised as the "Fair Share for All Act," are designed to increase revenue for a war effort that has been suspiciously slow to reveal its true objectives.

According to the leaked agenda, the proposed tax hikes would disproportionately affect the middle class, with a series of "stealth surcharges" hidden within the innocuous-sounding legislation. The documents suggest that the increased tax burden would fund not only the war, but also a variety of pet projects, including a "Moon Mansion" for the President-elect, who is rumored to be an avid lunar enthusiast.

The leaked proposal also contains a section on "Economic Camouflage," which details a series of misleading talking points to be used by elected officials when defending the tax increases. These points include such gems as "Tax equity for a stronger, fairer America" and "Together, we can all share in the prosperity of peace."

The public, already reeling from the effects of the global disaster, which includes everything from skyrocketing energy prices to a sudden shortage of novelty socks, is outraged. Protests have erupted outside the Capitol, with citizens waving signs that read "No More Tax on Our Tabasco!" and "Keep Your Paws Off Our Pockets!"

In a bizarre twist, a faction within the House of Representatives has released an alternative set of documents, which they claim prove that the original plan was actually a forgery crafted by a rival political action committee. This rival PAC, known as the "Council for Fiscal Prudence and Puppetry," is reportedly linked to the opposition party, adding another layer of intrigue and conspiracy to the already convoluted tale.

As the nation awaits the truth, one thing is clear: the next election is shaping up to be a battle royale, with candidates scrambling to distance themselves from the scandal. In the meantime, the middle class braces for impact, as the specter of "Operation Thermostatic Upheaval" looms over the land, promising to heat up the political climate like never before.

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