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In an astonishing display of partisan theater, the future of science hangs in the balance as Democratic Incumbent "Professor Futurist" and Republican Challenger "Senator Rocket science" lock horns in a heated election that promises to determine the fate of scientific advancement in the United States.

The race, which has seen more plot twists than a B-grade sci-fi movie, has reached a crescendo with both candidates unveiling their respective platforms. Professor Futurist has promised a utopian tomorrow, complete with flying cars and personal teleporters, should the electorate entrust him with a second term. In contrast, Senator Rocket science, riding a wave of populist fervor, has pledged to "make science great again" by returning to the moon and allegedly vowing to keep all scientific breakthroughs "100% American."

The climax of this epic showdown came during the third debate, when both candidates engaged in a heated exchange over the legitimacy of climate change. Professor Futurist, waving a colorful chart depicting melting ice caps, pleaded with the electorate to consider the "scientific consensus," while Senator Rocket science retorted with a giant snowball, declaring, "Look at this snowball, folks! Science is on our side!"

As the campaign enters its final days, political pundits speculate that the outcome of this election could either usher in a new era of innovation and discovery or lead to a dystopian reality where facts are as malleable as political promises. Voters are left pondering which candidate's vision for the future aligns with their own, and whether their vote will be the one to steer the ship of state away from the looming iceberg of scientific illiteracy.

Meanwhile, in an unprecedented move, independent scientists have formed their own political party, "The Lab Coats," vowing to run their campaign solely on empirical data and peer-reviewed research. Their platform? "Science first, always."

Stay tuned as this story develops, and remember, in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. And in the theater of politics, the one with the best special effects often wins the day. Vote wisely, or so we're told.

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