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In a stunning turn of events, the United States has declared a state of 'Economical Disaster' today, as it grapples with the looming specter of future wars and the relentless pursuit of futuristic solutions. The announcement, made by the illustrious and famed Secretary of the Treasury, Balthazar Greenback, claimed that the nation's fiscal health was at a "critical juncture" due to "unforeseen expenditures on advanced technologies for warfare and space exploration."

The nation's economic woes became all too apparent when the Department of Futuristic Development (DFD) unveiled their latest project: a fully-automated, AI-driven army of robotic warriors designed to fight intergalactic battles against extraterrestrial threats. The cost? A mere $2 trillion, a drop in the cosmic ocean, according to the DFD's press release.

Meanwhile, in a display of bipartisan unity that could only be described as Shakespearean in its irony, both the Democratic Party's 'Moonbeam' faction and the Republican Party's 'Starshine' contingent have agreed to vote in favor of the 'Galactic Defense and Innovation Act' (GDIA), which allocates an additional $1.5 trillion for the development of futuristic weapons and defense mechanisms.

The GDIA, as it's affectionately known, promises to revolutionize the American economy by creating thousands of high-paying jobs in the space and military sectors. Critics, however, argue that this is akin to treating a papercut with a laser scalpel, when in fact, the nation's economic band-aid is more suited to a paper-cut kit.

In an unrelated development, the Federal Reserve has issued a statement expressing concerns about the national debt reaching 'Debt-mageddon 3000' levels, which is reportedly a very bad thing. The statement read, "We are printing more money to ensure the continued prosperity of our nation, as long as that prosperity extends into the year 3030, when we'll need it to pay off our space pirate debts."

As the United States stands at the crossroads of economic sanity and futuristic folly, one cannot help but wonder if the nation's pursuits of extraterrestrial commerce and interplanetary conflict will lead to a bright new era of prosperity or plunge us into an abyss of fiscal darkness, from which not even the most advanced AI can save us. Only time, or perhaps a time-traveling economist, will tell.

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