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In a staggering move that has left political pundits and economists alike scratching their heads, the Supreme Court has ruled that declaring war now requires a 72-hour televised dance-off between congressional representatives. The decision, which came as a complete surprise to both the Republican and Democratic parties, stems from a dispute over the legality of 'Operation Dance to Authorize Military Engagement' (ODAME), a military strategy initiated by the enigmatic President Dancealot, a.k.a. the sitting president.

The ruling, which has been described as "the most bizarre legal precedent in history," was passed with a 5-4 majority, with the lone dissenter, Justice Tapshoe, arguing that the dance-off would set a "dangerous precedent for the trivialization of national security matters." Supporters of the decision, however, hailed it as a new era of transparency and public engagement in the decision-making process.

In response to the ruling, the Republican Party has called for an emergency session of Congress to be held in a modified Colosseum, where representatives will battle it out in a series of choreographed duels to the tunes of hits like "Eye of the Tiger" and "U Can't Touch This." The Democrats, initially opposed to the idea, have proposed a counter-proposal involving a series of legislative debates followed by a 'Battle of the Bills' dance competition, complete with a panel of celebrity judges, including former reality TV star and current political commentator, Dance Master D.

The economic implications of this new war declaration process are profound. The Federal Reserve has announced the introduction of the 'War on Dancefloor Inflation,' a monetary policy designed to prevent a potential economic collapse due to the unpredictability of the dance-off's impact on the stock market. Meanwhile, Wall Street investors are reportedly preparing for the 'Dance-Off Downturn,' a new financial indicator based on the perceived performance of congressional dancers.

Global tensions have escalated as allies and adversaries alike watch with bated breath as the United States ventures into this uncharted territory of diplomacy through dance. NATO has proposed a collaborative 'Euro Dance-Off' to strengthen transatlantic ties, while Russia has declared a counter-strategy called 'The Tango of Triumph,' aiming to out-dance and out-strategize the West in a show of soft power.

As the world braces for the first congressional dance-off, one thing is clear: politics will never be the same again. Whether this will lead to a more democratic and involved populace, or a chaotic carnival of legislative dance-offs, remains to be seen. One thing's for certain; the next time a country decides to go to war, they'll have to bring their best moves to the dance floor.

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