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In a shocking turn of events that has sent political pundits and social media influencers into a frenzy, President Fumblegutz has found himself at the precipice of an unprecedented political scandal that could see him unseated from the highest office in the land. The controversy, which has gripped the nation's capital like a political squirrel hoarding nuts for winter, centers around a controversial piece of legislation known as the "Hyperbolic Constitutional Amendment" or HCA for short.

The HCA, a bill that has been tossed around the hallowed halls of Congress like a hot potato at a family reunion, proposes a series of amendments that would, among other things, allow the President to legally change their party affiliation mid-term, institute a mandatory clapping session for all state of the union addresses, and require every citizen to own at least one petting zoo animal.

While the proposed amendments have sparked a heated debate among constitutional scholars and late-night talk show hosts alike, it was the provision that allows the President to declare any day a national holiday based on their whims that seemingly tipped the scales towards impeachment. Citing executive overreach and a blatant disregard for the separation of powers, a group of rogue senators, led by the enigmatic and often misunderstood Senator Chuckles McGuffin, have initiated impeachment proceedings.

The impeachment process, which has been likened to a reality TV show without the commercial breaks, has captured the attention of the American public, who have been glued to their screens, popcorn in hand, eagerly awaiting the next dramatic twist. Meanwhile, the President, who has been notably absent from the public eye since the scandal broke, was reportedly seen at a local ice cream parlor, furiously debating with the scooper over the best flavor to represent his administration's achievements.

As the nation braces for what could be the political drama of the century, the President's legal team has vowed to fight the impeachment with every ounce of legal prowess at their disposal. Their strategy, a closely guarded secret, is rumored to involve a dancing bear and a series of legal briefs that are said to be more convoluted than a teenager's love life.

The fate of President Fumblegutz now hangs in the balance as the Constitution debates loom large over the nation's capital. Will the President's antics be enough to secure his place in history, or will this be the moment that seals his destiny as a footnote in the annals of political folly?

Stay tuned to this station for further updates on this developing story, where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the political climate.

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