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In a stunning leak that has sent shockwaves through the political establishment, a former top aide to Republican Party kingpin, President Ronaldus Magnus, has spilled the beans on a highly classified, trailblazing political strategy that promises to redefine the concept of freedom and taxation for the next decade.

The strategy, codenamed "Operation Liberty or Die Taxing," is a radical departure from traditional political ideologies. Sources close to the situation, who wished to remain anonymous for fear of "audit-related retribution," reveal that the plan involves a complete overhaul of the American tax code, designed to ensure that only the truly free—those who can afford it—pay taxes.

According to the insider, the new tax system will be based on a groundbreaking metric known as the "Freedom Unit." This unit will measure a citizen's level of freedom by assessing their social media engagement, frequency of travel to offshore tax havens, and ownership of firearms. "The more free you are, the less you pay. It's a simple equation," explained the source, who, for the sake of this article, we'll call "Patriot Paul."

Under this system, citizens who score highly on the Freedom Unit scale will enjoy a 100% tax exemption, while those who fail to meet the threshold will face punitive taxes so high, they'll have no choice but to adopt the full spectrum of libertarian lifestyles. "We're talking about a tax structure that's so freedomedom, so anti-big government, it'll make Ronald Reagan look like a socialist," added Paul with a straight face that seemed to be concealing a knowing wink.

To ensure the strategy's success, the Republican Party has reportedly formed a new task force, the "Freedom Fighters for Fiscal Fidelity," which is composed of an eclectic group of individuals, including Tea Party veterans, Silicon Valley moguls, and a reality TV star turned politician. Their mission? To champion the cause of "Taxation for the Tethered," a cleverly crafted term designed to stigmatize those who oppose the new taxation paradigm.

The leak also hints at a futuristic initiative that involves the use of advanced AI algorithms to monitor citizens' compliance with the Freedom Unit standards. The AI, affectionately nicknamed "Big Brother's Best Buddy," will not only track your every move but will also offer personalized tips on how to increase your freedom score. "It's like having a personal freedom coach, minus the judgment if you slack on your treadmill," Paul quipped.

In a world where the battle for freedom and taxation has never been more polarizing, President Magnus' strategy promises to deliver a seismic shift in the political landscape, one that could either herald a new era of libertarian utopia or lead to the greatest tax revolt in history. But one thing is for sure: the political comedy show known as American politics just got a lot more entertaining.

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