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In an extraordinary turn of events, the House of Representatives has formally requested a joint session with the Senate to convene an emergency hearing regarding the latest amendment to the Constitution. This amendment, proposed by the Committee for the Advancement of Humor in Governance (CHAG), seeks to legally enforce political satire as a compulsory practice for all elected officials.

"For too long," announced CHAG spokesperson, Bella Laughtern, "our leaders have been held to a standard of unwavering seriousness and statesmanship. It's time we remind them that the spirit of democracy is not a solemn affair but a grand, hilarious spectacle!"

The proposed amendment, known as the "Satire Before Statutes Act," would mandate that every piece of legislation introduced to Congress must be accompanied by a satirical version, to be debated and voted upon concurrently. Furthermore, the President must deliver the State of the Union address not in the somber tones we have come to expect, but as a stand-up comedy routine, with the power to veto legislation not found "uproariously funny" by a two-thirds majority in both houses.

The political landscape erupted into a frenzy of anticipation and dread. Pundits on all sides of the aisle, usually divided by fervent ideological battles, found themselves united in a shared concern: how would the nation's leaders perform under the pressure of political satire? Would the esteemed Senator Stiffington be able to crack a joke? Could the President, known for grave and somber rhetoric, find his funny bone amidst the chaos of comedic legislation?

As the nation awaits the outcome of this unprecedented constitutional showdown, one thing is certain: the hallowed halls of Congress have never been more ripe for laughter. The CHAG's amendment promises to turn the solemn institution on its head, inviting the public to witness a spectacle of political theater unlike any other. Whether this is a genuine call for reform or a grand piece of satire itself remains to be seen. But one thing is clear: the Constitution, that venerable document of law and order, may soon find itself wearing a jester's hat and wielding a comedian's microphone.

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