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In a stunning turn of political events, President Dollarbill has found himself at the center of a heated impeachment debate, not for any alleged misconduct, but for his bold and controversial shift in economic policy. The President, known for his flamboyant economic theories, decided to flip the nation's fiscal strategy upside down, causing a ripple effect of confusion and outrage among both his supporters and detractors.

The controversial move, dubbed "The Great Fiscal Flip-Flop," saw President Dollarbill urging citizens to invest in gold-plated toilet paper, claiming it as the new 'green' currency. This economic pivot was met with widespread bafflement, as economists and laypeople alike grappled with the implications of a society where the value of fecal matter outweighed that of paper.

In response, the Senate erupted into a cacophony of political grandstanding, with Senator Wealthy and Senator Poorly leading the charge for and against the President's economic gambit. Senator Wealthy, donning a suit made entirely of the aforementioned gold-plated toilet paper, passionately argued that the move would diversify the nation's assets and lead to a new era of prosperity. Meanwhile, Senator Poorly, clad in a paper suit, predicted economic doom, claiming that the President's policy would lead to a nation of hoarders, each guarding their gold-plated rolls like dragon's treasure.

The debate reached its peak when a rogue Senator, clad in a bizarre ensemble of both materials, declared their intention to run for President on a platform of toilets-for-all. The crowd was left in a state of disbelief, as the Senator's proposal seemed to be the only sane response to the surreal situation unfolding before their eyes.

As the nation holds its breath, awaiting the outcome of this economic upheaval, President Dollarbill remains unfazed, tweeting from his gold-plated smartphone that he is merely "reinventing the wheel, one roll at a time." Whether this will lead to a new chapter in American history or become a case study in 'What Not To Do' in economics, only time will tell.

In the meantime, citizens are advised to hold onto their toilet paper investments tightly and to brace themselves for a future where the value of waste could very well dictate the course of the nation's economy.

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