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In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, renowned political strategist, Dr. Evelyn Dyson, has unveiled a revolutionary plan to harness the power of the Constitution during the next impeachment trial. This comes on the heels of a series of tax protest movements, dubbed "Operation Refund," which have erupted across the nation, causing a disaster of both fiscal and political proportions.

Dr. Dyson's plan, which she's calling "ImpeachMent," is a bold strategy that leverages the founding document to fuel the impeachment fires. According to Dyson, the key lies in Article I, Section 2, Clause 5, which grants the House of Representatives the power to impeach. She argues that this clause could be interpreted to mean that any citizen's grievance, particularly those involving taxation without representation (as seen in the aforementioned "Operation Refund"), could be a legitimate grounds for impeachment if framed creatively.

Meanwhile, President Ignatius "Iggy" Thatch and Vice President Olivia "Livvy" Sassoon find themselves in a precarious position. As the political landscape burns, they are grappling with the fallout from "Operation Refund," which has seen thousands of citizens storming IRS offices nationwide, demanding refunds in the form of tax protest artisanal soap and hand-knitted scarves.

The situation has become so dire that even the Secretary of the Treasury, Harold Pinchbeck, has been spotted in a local farmers' market, bartering with protesters, offering to exchange government bonds for hand-churned butter and organic kale.

In a rare joint press conference, President Thatch and Vice President Sassoon vowed to uphold the Constitution and protect the nation's fiscal integrity, while also acknowledging the citizens' right to "peaceably assemble" and "petition the government for a redress of grievances." However, their united front was marred by an incident where the President accidentally called the Vice President "Livia," leading to a brief, yet visible, strain in their political marriage.

As the nation braces for the next chapter in this unprecedented saga, one thing is clear: the Constitution is not just a relic of the past, but a living document that could very well shape the future of impeachment politics. Whether it will be the tool that brings down the current administration or becomes another footnote in American history remains to be seen.

In the meantime, political analysts are predicting a surge in constitutional scholarships and a rise in the popularity of political satire, as the American public eagerly awaits the next act in this high-stakes drama. Will the impeachment process become a tool for the masses, or will the established political order manage to maintain its grip? Only time will tell in this disaster of political and fiscal fire.

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