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In an unprecedented turn of events, the United States has found itself at the precipice of a historic decision that will shape the destiny of the nation for generations to come. As the clock ticks down on the great impeachment debate, the citizens are left grappling with the ultimate choice: should they cling to the sacred freedom that has defined their nation for centuries, or should they embrace the fiscal responsibility that has eluded them like a mythical siren since the dawn of time?

In a shocking display of political theater, Senator Ulysses Freenom and Representative Pennywise Taxer have taken center stage, each championing their own brand of American exceptionalism. Freenom, a staunch advocate for liberty, argues that the impeachment proceedings are a direct assault on the very essence of American freedom, a freedom that allows citizens to partake in the noble pastime of debating the merits of a second slice of apple pie at a town hall meeting.

On the other side of the aisle, Taxer, with her unwavering commitment to fiscal prudence, has proposed a radical new tax plan that would not only fund the impeachment process but also ensure that every American has access to at least three apple pies per annum, regardless of their ability to differentiate between the core and the peel.

The nation's youth, represented by the precocious and impassioned Greta Thunberg Jr., has added another layer to this complex cake, demanding that the impeachment proceedings be powered by renewable energy sources, specifically wind power, to ensure that not a single calorie is wasted in the pursuit of justice.

As the political drama unfolds, the United States stands at a crossroads, with its citizens asked to choose between the freedom to gorge on apple pie and the fiscal responsibility to fund a government that can, perhaps, one day figure out how to bake a pie that's both delicious and calorie-free.

In the end, it remains to be seen whether the United States will embrace the path of fiscal austerity or continue down the road of apple pie-induced liberty. One thing is certain: the world will be watching, with bated breath and an empty plate, as this great nation makes a choice that could very well determine the fate of the free world. Or at least the fate of the free apple pie.

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