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WASHINGTON D.C. - In a shocking turn of events, President Jeremy Johnson has been impeached by the House of Representatives for his alleged involvement in a secret underground bunker-building program. However, the President's troubles are far from over, as a new economic crisis threatens to engulf the nation.
According to sources close to the White House, the President's controversial tax cuts have led to a significant increase in the national debt, which has now reached an unprecedented $20 trillion. As a result, the value of the American dollar has plummeted, causing a ripple effect throughout the global economy.
"It's a mess, folks," said Senator Thomas Smith, a member of the Senate Finance Committee. "We're facing a full-blown economic crisis, and it's all because of the President's reckless spending habits."
But don't just take Senator Smith's word for it. Economic experts agree that the President's policies have caused a perfect storm of economic instability. "The President's tax cuts were a recipe for disaster," said Dr. Rachel Lee, a prominent economist at the University of Washington. "By cutting taxes without increasing revenue, the President has created a situation where the government can't afford to fund its own programs, let alone pay its bills."
So what's the solution? Will Congress step in to save the day? Only time will tell. In the meantime, Americans are bracing themselves for a potential economic meltdown. "It's a scary time, folks," said John Doe, a local business owner. "I'm just trying to hang on until things get better."
But don't worry, folks. The President is on the case. Or at least, that's what he's telling his advisors. "I'm confident that we can turn this thing around," said President Johnson in a statement. "After all, I've got the best team of economists in the business. And if that doesn't work, I've got a secret weapon – a hidden underground bunker filled with cash. Just kidding, I'm not actually building that. (Or am I?) Stay tuned, folks. This is Jeremy Johnson, signing off."
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