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In a stunning turn of events, it has come to light that several top government officials have been caught playing a popular mobile game during critical science committee meetings. The game, known as "PolitiClimb," has been described as a dystopiann simulator" where players rise to power by making decisions that could "drastically alter the course of society."

Sources close to the situation have revealed that the officials, including the heads of the Environmental Protection Agency and the Department of Health, were found with their noses buried in their devices, strategizing to conquer the game's fictional world. The app, which has been downloaded millions of times, is known for its satirical take on political maneuvering and its stark portrayal of a society where science is sacrificed for short-term gains.

The revelation has sent shockwaves through the scientific community, which has long held these officials in high regard for their commitment to evidence-based policy-making. "It's like they've swapped reality with a game where the stakes are just as high, but the consequences are purely virtual," remarked Dr. Jane Smith, a renowned scientist and critic of the game. "We're talking about people who are supposed to safeguard our environment and health, yet they're busy playing a game that mocks their very purpose."

The controversy has escalated to a potential impeachment inquiry, with opposition parties demanding accountability for the officials' apparent disregard for their duties. "This is a clear case of dereliction of duty," said Senator John Doe, the leader of the opposition. "If they can't handle the responsibilities of their office, perhaps it's time for a new batch of leaders who can distinguish between reality and a mobile game."

In a bizarre twist, the game's developers have issued a statement saying they are "flattered" by the attention from high-ranking officials and are considering adding a 'Real World Mode' in an upcoming update. "It's ironic that the very people who should be regulating and promoting science are now endorsing a game that shows what happens when science takes a backseat," quipped a spokesperson for the game developers.

As the nation grapples with the implications of this scandal, citizens are left to wonder if the integrity of science and the stability of their government are under threat from a mobile game. The question on everyone's mind is whether the officials' in-game decisions will reflect in their real-world policies, potentially leading to a dystopian future that mirrors the game's bleak landscape.

In the midst of this political drama, "PolitiClimb" continues to climb the charts, its user base swelling with new players eager to explore the game's satirical take on power and governance. The game's popularity soars, as does the public's demand for transparency and leadership in the face of this unprecedented crisis. The future of the nation hangs in the balance, as the game's narrative of societal decline becomes eerily similar to the unfolding real-world events.

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