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Washington D.C. - In a shocking turn of events, the House of Representatives has voted to ban all mobile games in the United States due to allegations of Constitutional corruption. The move comes after a series of investigations uncovered evidence of game developers manipulating the political process through in-game purchases and advertisements.

According to sources, the investigation revealed that popular mobile games such as "Congress Capers" and "Presidential Power-Ups" had been designed to influence political decisions and manipulate public opinion. Players were found to be spending thousands of dollars on in-game purchases, which were allegedly used to sway the outcome of elections and undermine the democratic process.

"This is a clear violation of the Constitution and the principles of democracy," said Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA), lead investigator on the House Committee on Oversight and Reform. "We cannot allow the manipulation of the political process through mobile games. It's a threat to our democracy and our way of life."

The ban on mobile games was met with widespread support from both sides of the aisle, with many lawmakers calling for a complete overhaul of the gaming industry.

"This is a victory for the American people," said Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA), a vocal critic of the gaming industry. "We cannot trust the gaming industry to regulate themselves. It's time for a complete shutdown of all mobile games until they can prove they are operating within the bounds of the law."

The ban is expected to take effect immediately, with game developers facing fines and criminal charges for any violations of the new legislation.

In related news, the National Football League (NFL) has announced that it will be banning all in-game advertisements for mobile games, citing concerns over the manipulation of public opinion.

"We take the integrity of our game very seriously," said NFL spokesperson Brian McCarthy. "We will not allow any advertisements that undermine the democratic process or manipulate public opinion."

The move is seen as a significant blow to the gaming industry, which relies heavily on in-game advertisements for revenue.

"This is a devastating blow to the gaming industry," said gaming analyst Jack Johnson. "The loss of advertising revenue will have a significant impact on game developers and publishers. It's a risky move by the NFL, but it's one that they had to make to protect the integrity of the game."

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