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In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and comedy writers packing their bags for the White House, the next President of the United States has declared that their administration will be guided by the principles of futurism, as predicted by a series of highly regarded satirical news articles. The President, who has remained unnamed but is known for their striking resemblance to a character from a popular dystopian Netflix series, announced that their policy decisions will be made by taking cues from the most recent viral memes and comedy sketches, particularly those that mock both the Democrats and the Republicans.

The President's press secretary, a man whose ties appear to be woven from the latest social media trends, explained that the new administration's approach to governance is rooted in the belief that "the future is not something we enter; it's something we create with our laughter and our wit." He went on to say that the President's decision to embrace political satire as a policy tool is an attempt to transcend partisan divides and "bring the people the kind of change they can actually chuckle at, rather than the kind they have to frown at over their morning coffee."

In a recent address, the President promised to establish the first Ministry of Humor, tasked with conducting regular surveys to determine which jokes are making the biggest impact on public policy. The Ministry will also be responsible for drafting legislation based on the most popular stand-up routines and late-night talk show monologues, ensuring that every piece of legislation is both hilariously funny and absurdly unworkable.

Critics have voiced concerns that this new approach to governance may undermine the seriousness of the political process and lead to policies that are more about punchlines than policy outcomes. However, the President remains undeterred, asserting that "if we can laugh together, we can cry together, and if we can cry together, we can surely build a future filled with universal basic income and robot butlers for every American household."

As the nation braces for a presidency that promises to be the most comedic in history, political satirists are already lining up to take credit for the next wave of progressive reforms, while opposition parties are left scrambling to find their place in a political landscape where the punchline is the policy.

In a related development, the President has announced plans to introduce a new kind of political debate: the "roast debate," where elected officials will face off not on their policy positions, but on their ability to deliver scathing, yet comical, critiques of their opponents' haircuts and fashion choices. The goal, as the President put it, is to "create a political environment where nobody takes themselves too seriously, and nobody else takes them too seriously either."

With the nation's political future now in the hands of a President who takes their cues from satirical news, only time will tell if this approach will lead to a brighter, more humorous tomorrow, or if we're all just along for a very, very long joke.

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